Lil Bigman’s Book of Puns, Jokes, Sayings & Riddles is going to be sooo baaa-d:

Puns

A pun is a form of wordplay that exploits multiple meanings of a term, or of similar-sounding words, for an intended humorous or rhetorical effect.

• Why did the sheep go to the party? Because it wanted to have a baaa-rilliant time!
• What did the sheep say to the farmer? "You’re looking baaa-tastic today"!
• Why were the sheep always quiet in class? They didn't want to baaa-ther anyone.
• Have you heard about the sheep comedian? Their jokes are baaa-r none!
• Why did the sheep become a musician? They were great at playing baaa-chords.
• What did the sheep say when it won the race? "I'm the baaa-st"!
• Why do sheep never get lost? They always follow their baaa-rains!
• I’m rambunctious.
• Shear madness
• Sheep thrills
• Shear delight
• Having a baaa-d day
• Wool you believe it!
• A watched sheep never baaa-s.
• Ewe’ve got to be kidding me!
• Ewe can’t be serious!
• Herd mentality isn’t a baaa-d thing.
• Baby don’t herd me.
• Sheep follow. Black sheep think.
• If you follow the sheep, you might get fleeced!
• Sheepishly smiling through life
• Ewe-nited we stand.
• Baaa-manners 
• Baaa-zinga
• Baaa-decision  
• That just baaa-d
• You’re so baaa-d.
• I’m not lion, I’m just sheeping around.
• I’m baaa-d and I’m proud of it
• Ewe-nique and proud
• Ewe are my sunshine.
• Baaa-rillant 
• Baaa-st
• Baaa-hamas 
• I’m a baaa-d boy.
• Baaa-d day blues!
• Feeling sheepish
• Baaa-ristocrat is an artistic sheep

Jokes

A joke is a brief narrative or statement designed to elicit laughter or amusement. It often relies on a punchline—a surprising or witty conclusion that subverts expectations.

• Why did the sheep go to school? To improve their baaa-cabulary!
• What did the sheep say to the farmer? "You’re looking baaa-tastic today"!
• Why were the sheep always quiet in class? They didn't want to baaa-ther anyone.
• Have you heard about the sheep comedian? Their jokes are baaa-r none!
• Why did the sheep become a musician? They were great at playing baaa-chords.
• What did the sheep say when it won the race? "I'm the baaa-st"!
• Why do sheep never get lost? They always follow their baaa-rains!
• Where did the sheep from Boston end up after he robbed the farmer? Behind baaa-s.
• What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with a grumpy cow? A baaa-d moo-d.
• What do you call a well-dressed sheep? Glamborous!
• What is it called when a sheep wins an election by a huge margin? A lamb slide.
• What do you call it when a sheep jumps out at you? A lambush!
• How does a sheep say "Merry Christmas" ? Fleece Navidad!
• What did the sheep parent say to the lamb? “It’s pasture bedtime”!

Sayings

A saying is a short, pithy expression that generally contains advice or wisdom and is widely accepted by the public. It often reflects common experience or shared cultural values.

• Like lambs to the slaughter
• A wolf in sheep's clothing
• Sheepish grin
• Black sheep of the family
• Counting sheep
• Lost sheep
• Sheep mentality
• The shepherd and his sheep
• All’s wool that ends wool.

Riddles

Riddles are puzzles or questions that require clever or unexpected answers. They often involve wordplay and can be humorous, thought-provoking, or challenging.

• Why did the sheep cross the road? To get to the baaa-rber shop.
• What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
• Why don't sheep like to play soccer? They'd rather play lamb-ball.
• What do sheep do on sunny days? They have a baaa-th.
• Why was the sheep always quiet? It was a little sheepish.
• What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
• Why was the sheep arrested? For fleecing its friends.